i dont even know mang

ey yo hollah at yo gurl and ask her if she has a moment to talk about jesus christ

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seanaposey
:

ughuhgufh you know that feeling where you want someone SO BAD like not even in a sexual way like you just want to touch their skin and hug them and feel their warmth and smell their scent and feel how soft their hair is and look into their eyes and hear their voice and soak in their presence like it’s physically impossible to have them by your side but you need it so bad like you just want them to be yours you want them physically there for you

(Source: maxcarvers, via deanabobeana)

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fullmetaldokis:

softgrass:

when i was in elementary school i was told by my teacher to stop using exclamation marks for every sentence and that they should only be used for exciting things and i remember feeling confused because i thought everything was exciting 

this is the saddest thing I’ve ever read

(via circumcising)

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thestarshipenterprise:

these really hot football players just came to the front door to sell raffle cards for the school and i answered the door in my pajamas and they literally could not speak for a full minute because they just had to stare at my pajamas and all i could say after that extremely long minute was “they glow in the dark, too.”

thestarshipenterprise:

these really hot football players just came to the front door to sell raffle cards for the school and i answered the door in my pajamas and they literally could not speak for a full minute because they just had to stare at my pajamas and all i could say after that extremely long minute was “they glow in the dark, too.”

(via beeblejuice)

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ellimist:

AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKINBG ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO FUNNY UBT I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING because im gay as hell

(via zackisontumblr)